By the end of the year, I will actually have been to four weddings and a funeral during 2013.
I seem to be going through a really destructive, self-hating phase at the moment. I don’t really know why. It’s really not fun.
Sometimes everything just feels wrong, regardless of all the good things that are happening. And then the wrongness just compounds itself because there’s nothing to feel wrong about, so it’s wrong to feel wrong, and then you feel worse because you should be fine and you’re not and you can’t explain it to anyone and they’re trying to understand but they can’t, because you don’t understand, so how can you possibly explain it to anyone else?
Prediction: Nadine Dorries will publicly defect to UKIP, saying Cameron has lost his way and she can no longer in her heart stay with the Conservative Party under his rule. She’ll say UKIP are standing up for real Conservative values. And Nigel Farage will cream his pants.
It probably shouldn’t, but it does tickle me slightly that I can follow the status of Dan’s divorce on the internet. It’s a little bit like ordering a pizza.